Things you’d rather not hear
Upon seeing a rather chubby lady recently, twin girl ran over to me and beckoning me down to her level she stage whispered “mummy she is huge she must have eaten her baby!”.
When threatened for the millionth time that father christmas will not be holding up his end of the bargain spoilt twin boy retorts “doesn’t matter because nanny buys me loads of things anyway.”
When trying to explain the miracle of childbirth to a girl friend twin girl proclaimed; “no babies don’t come out of gina’s the doctor gets a knife and stabs open your tummy and drags the baby out.”. Beautiful imagery
Twin boy has an ear infection, he who helped create them explained that his ear was full of wax and looked quite manky.
“Oh great” scoffed twin boy “so my ear is wanky”
We made a new word!
Out of the mouth of babes and all that.
I love the wanky ear! LOL. It’s horrid when they do that as you have to try so so hard not to laugh and draw their attention to the word! x
Love twin girl and twin boy future diplomats
Wonderful, especially the wanky ears bit–a serious condition if left untreated.
Do you think twin girl may grow up to be a surgeon? If so, please let me never need any kind of hospitalisation! Thanks – made me chuckle.
OOOh I hope not!
Your kids are hysterical! Love your blog and just subscribed
Without them I am blogless!!!!
Wonderful! They say some fabulous things, some we should be grateful to hear when not in a crowded place!!
CJ xx
Love it! Although I will forever have ‘wanky ear’ in my lexicon now- just must remember not to say it in front of the children!
mine now say it frequently!
Wanky!!!! ha ha, that is all!
Mich x
Brilliant! Loving wanky ear especially, although the vividness of C-section is hard to beat.
Aren’t kids just great you need to print these off to show the girlfriends and boyfriends of the future! Starting with the dreaded “do you remember when you said…” Their faces will be fantastic xx