Lard Arse

I have cultivated and grown what can only be described as a lard arse. I am not looking for sympathy here in fact some days I am quite proud of …

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Just flying by

It just flies by, One moment you were sitting in my arms a tiny helpless gorgeous newborn and now you are chomping down on carrot sticks; almost sitting up straight …

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smack on the bum

My stress levels are rising, my blood is ready to boil, Four and a half years of parenting has finally taken its toll. They argue over nothing, shout like they …

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Bang and the screams began

Have I ever told you how adorable twin girl is? I am watching her now, she is in seventh heaven because the kids entertainer has just held her hands to …

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international blogger right here

I always wanted to be an international something, if I am honest rockstar would have been my first choice but my inability to play guitar or hold a tune for …

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