things you’d rather not hear

Things you’d rather not hear Upon seeing a rather chubby lady recently, twin girl ran over to me and beckoning me down to her level she stage whispered “mummy she …

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Christmas and all that jazz

So the festive season is fully upon us, dangling blinking lights hang from every other house and the vast majority of us have paid an inappropriate amount of money for …

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Lard Arse

I have cultivated and grown what can only be described as a lard arse. I am not looking for sympathy here in fact some days I am quite proud of …

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dont forget this

Things to not forget. The urgent pleas at night-time for one more kiss and ‘huggle’. So often I am rushing on to the next task, to sort the house, to …

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feeding time at the zoo

I hate weaning; it’s not as bad as potty training but comes a close second. With the twins I remember is fishing out threads from sweet potato, knackering out not two but three food …

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