I am being made redundant….

Being a BOTTOM* is hard work I’m finding.

Let me talk to you about separation anxiety.  The most agonising thing for a parent to endure as you leave the house and your baby holds our their arms to you and wails sorrowfully as you exit stage right to earn some pennies.

Well this is what I have been told about separation anxiety; I have yet to flipping experience it first hand…

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tap dancing through a thunderstorm

I am trying to find the happy today, my maternity leave is finally over after a rather splendid year with the small ones and I just can’t help but feel a little glum.

Actually for the last two hours or so I have felt pretty darn miserable hugely exaggerating

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It’s a bloody Nightmare……

I have issues,

I know I have a little bit of ocd but was unaware of how much it defined me with my children.

I like things away and tidy, I like my wardrobe to be ordered and my shoes in pairs in boxes. 

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Tea Anyone……

How hard can it be to make a cup of tea?

I used to be a pro and I had a stylish routine.  I would respond to my inner call for caffeine quickly by heading to the kettle, removing it from its perch, filling it with the appropriate amount of water to avoid the nasty limescale bits at bottom, return to perch, turn on, reach for a cup, add PG Tips tea bag, click the sweetener in, remove semi-skimmed milk from fridge and unscrew lid in anticipation. 

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Its as easy as…

 Ever been told it’s as easy as riding a bike?

Well that statement is pretty meaningless to anyone who currently hasn’t mastered the art of balancing their buttocks on a slim seat

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